Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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