I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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