i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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