I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
operation have a gay friend backfired
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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