I cockslap morals
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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