Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I checked into jail on foursquare
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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