im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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