i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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