Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize