so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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