I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
God, I missed his penis.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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