She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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