STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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