and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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