i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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