i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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