why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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