awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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