What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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