Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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