My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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