THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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