Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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