you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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