Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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