Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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