I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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