Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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