Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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