fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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