If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
