so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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