I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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