he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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