My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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