quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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