More tranny stories later!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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