took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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