I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
no. you can't hotbox the world.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
This toilet bowl is my home.
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