Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
