Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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