There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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