u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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