Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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