Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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