They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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