THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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