How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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