go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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