Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
