He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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