my mouth tastes like poor choices
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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