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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
