My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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