Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I cut my penus on the lid.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize